Fifty Shades of Greyish

I fell for the hype; I saw Fifty Shades of Grey the day after it opened.

I tried to finish the first book but I do my best reading on the subway. I have yet to finesse reading soft porn in public. It wasn’t the sex so much as it was the urge to warn Ana: “Run. Run like your life depends on it!” Probably not a smart thing to do on a train.

During the movie I made a list of women Christian Grey would probably not be interested in:

1. Ticklish women
2. Very tall or very short women (Think logistics)
3. West Coast air traffic controllers
4. Elevator repair technicians
5. Comedians
6. Boxers
7. Wrestlers
8. Lawyers
9. Bloggers

Did I miss one?

So, on to book two and hopefully, more snark.