Today is Groundhog Day, one of the more idiotic events in American culture. The premise is that some poor groundhog is awakened from hibernation. Whether or not the groundhog sees its shadow determines how much longer winter will last.
Two obvious problems though:
- Winter will last as long as it is cold. That’s subjective, though. Groundhogs are covered in fur. Humans are not.
- We don’t speak fluent groundhog.
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